A few years ago I read a book called "Them: Adventures with Extremists." The book was written by a British journalist named Jon Ronson (the same guy who wrote "Men Who Stare at Goats"). The book chronicles Mr Ronson's experiences as he travels around the world (ok...mostly the US and the UK) visiting with extremists of all stripes, including firebrand Islamic cleric
Omar Bakri Muhammad, Klan leader
Tom Robb, Randy Weaver (of
Ruby Ridge fame), and radio shock jock
Alex Jones. He attempts to understand and convey to the reader some integral parts of their world view. What he finds is that they all have the common thread of being conspiracy theorists. While they don't necessarily agree on many points, they do seem to think that the world is controlled by some shadowy cabal that seeks to enslave and/or subjugate everyone else.
I really enjoyed the book. Secure in the knowledge that this kind of thinking is relegated to the outer fringe of society, I found such ideas interesting. Even entertaining.
Not anymore.
I'm not sure if conspiracy theories have gotten more popular, or if I'm just more sensitive to this sort of thing, but they seem to be everywhere. From celebrities (
Rosie O'Donell and
Charlie Sheen) to Heads of State (Chavez [see last posting] and even
European leaders), everyone is espousing pet theories. It seems as though this has gotten out of control.

When contemplating the origin of all these theories, only one possible explanation emerges. The theories themselves were created by the Illuminati in order to measure intelligence. Only the dumbest, most useless oxygen thieves actually believe them. They will be the first to die when the zeta reticulans land. Don't believe me? Then allow me to create a pseudo-scientific YouTube video about it. Then you'll see. And if you say you don't believe it, then I'll just assume that you either a) stupid or b) one of "them."
In all honesty, I find this kind of thinking dangerous and destructive. It allows people to assume the worst of their leaders and institutions, and to form opinions that far exceed their level of actual knowledge. It can poison clear thinking and breed paranoia. And worst of all, it disguises lies to appear as truth.
Just to be clear; I'm not saying people don't conspire. But I am saying many of the popular theories out there are, in my view, complete BS. It seems like the nut jobs are monopolizing the microphone these days, so please allow me to add a voice of reason to the fray.
Eh hem!May I have your attention please! You should be aware of the following:- The moon landings were not faked. They really happened.
- 9-11 was not an inside job. Please, PLEASE do not try to refute this. I will lose. much respect for you. If you mention Building 7, I may explode.
- None of the earthquakes that have occurred were deliberately caused by the US.
- The US government did NOT blow up any levees in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (sorry Spike Lee).
- Obama is not using FEMA to build concentration camps around the US.
- There are no black helicopters waiting to pounce on the US.
So, let's talk about this. Has anyone else noticed an increase in this kind of thinking? Why is it happening? What makes a conspiracy theorist tick? Why do these ideas persist?